Once upon a time, my Freshman year in college, my parents decided to replace me with a Westie named, Boomer. Appropriate right?
This is Boomer as a little tyke. Couldn't you just gobble him up?!? Yeah, well my lab, Brewski, literally almost just did. You see, Westie dogs are said to be "alpha" dogs. Which means that they run the household and think that they are the toughest pups ever made, when in all reality they are short, fat, and have stubby little legs.
Here's another picture from last summer.
So Boomer is a huge bully to our other dogs and is known for "attacking" them. He's sliced open plenty of ears in his lifetime, so both of our schnauzers ears don't flop right. He even bit Kyndal two days before Christmas my Sophomore year. That was fun.
2 summers ago my dad surprised us and came home with the now love of my life, Brewski. Boomer bit him too…see his cheek? Hadn't even had him 2 days and he has a huge swollen face. We're all convinced that this traumatized Brewski for good and he's not like any other lab….he's VERY mean to other dogs…especially boy dogs. Taking him running around the block and passing other dogs has almost dislocated my shoulder a couple of times from him charging towards them and growling (he has the meanest/scariest growl I've ever heard).
Brewski isn't a small or medium size lab either. He's HUGE!!! He was the runt of the litter and now easily surpasses his parents, brothers, and sisters. Don't get me wrong, I think he's the funniest, and best dog ever, he just has this one huge flaw of being bipolar and attacking dogs at any given moment. The irony of all of this is that he's scared of EVERYTHING that doesn't have four legs and barks. Shadows, vacuums, and paper bags scare him!
This is Brewski being a wimp…
Today I came home from work, the dogs were playing outside and having a grand ole' time and then Boomer (being a stupid alpha dog) decides to go up to Brewski and attack him…Brewski obviously is 10 times bigger and FREAKS OUT! He grabs Boomer by the throat and starts shaking him. Me and my mom run over to try and grab him, but he won't let go. Boomer is squealing and pooping everywhere because Brewski literally scared the you know what out of him…I would probably poop too. So my dad runs out and picks up Brewski and he still won't let go…so he body slams him (my mom is hanging on to Boomer and gets body slammed too, and then does a 007 roll out of it…I was impressed) and Brewski still won't let go. I try to reach for Brewskis manhood because Kaleb said that it would guarantee his mouth to open, but I realize that we had his manhood deflated a month ago…so plan B fails. Kyndal is crying, i'm crying, dad is screaming, Boomer is screaming, and Brewski is set out to kill. My dad finally chokes Brewski until he can't breath and finally lets Boomer go.
Don't worry, Boomer didn't die…but he has two really big open wounds though and his blood/poop is everywhere. Brewski?…oh he's fine…running around the back yard with his muzzle on acting like he didn't almost just commit doggie murder. He's so cute though I just can't be mad at him. My mom is scraped up from being body slammed by my dad and 007ing.
Oh yea, we've been keeping our bird, Buddy, out on the back porch the past couple of days so he's not cooped up in the house…somehow his door opened and he flew away. Just a great day!
Does this mean I can eat Taco Villa since I just went through serious emotional trauma?
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